into the twilight I go.

josh is no more. he is gone. all but a shadow of his former self is left.

in 9 days he will be 20.

this makes him sad.

his teenage years are almost over.

he needs to go out with a bang.

something big.

something he will be remembered for.

something he will remember.

email him at teh.jdogg@gmail.com with your suggestions of crazy, wild and cheap things he can do to see his teenage years off.

Lord of the Scones: Return of the Scone King!

Indeed. I have returned home from the land of smelly work, Gay chefs and copious amounts of oil to return the supreme victor. Not to mention I now hold claim over more land in my path to world domination via the humble scone. IT SHALL BE YOUR DOWNFALL PITIFUL HUMAN WORM BABIES!

My week has been rather busy lately. I've got a grand total of 37.5 hours of work this week. which is pretty good, i can say with absolute certainty that my pay this week will be larger than my old manager at KFC. MWAHAHAHAHA! Scone King wins again! I'm too evil. *grins manically* i've had very little sleep. i've been averaging somewhere along the lines of 4-5 hours of sleep a night. However the longest period of sleep that i've had without waking has been 1.5 hours. except last night, which was 4 hours of continuous sleep. Once again, the Scone King Rules Supreme! w00t.

work today was freakin' awesome! I got to spend the day showing a new dish-pig how it all works, so i got a farely lazy day at work today, which was a lovely change. plus i got to make scones. which was a doubley awesome thingy to happen. but the really awesome thing was that everyone liked my scones. even the suggestion of selling my scones to various restaurant patrons was thrown about.

so i'm reasonably happy that my plans of world domination are coming along wonderfully.

but i'm completely and utterly knackered.

and i have to be back at work tomorrow for a 7am-3pm shift. fun stuff, ey?

w00t.

Self-Proclaimed Scone King.

uh-huh. you, dear reader, as my loyal and obediant subject should bow before my mighty presence. I have journeyed far beyond our borders into the "Territories of the Ingredient," a land filled with beasts most foul, and assistants most smelly. And I have over come many a dangerous quest and returned with the necessary items, that when combined in the correct order, and in the correct proportions, come together to create my power; the thing you all worship me for; beg me for...

SCONES!

now. beg me for one.

*insert begging of the peasants (that's YOU dear reader) here*


You are naught but cannon fodder in my plans for world domination. I have many weapons at my disposal.
Evil un-dead Zombie hordes? check.
Evil Robots? check.
Fleas? check.
Secrets Plans? check.
An overly dramatic and long winded manner of speaking? check.


See, I AM a good world dominator.

[insert manical evil laugh here]

w00t.

J-Dogg: the artist formerly known as Josh.

just a short notice.

i am hereby to be known as J-Dogg, until further notice.

that is all.

NOTE: actually you can call me whatever you want. so long as i know that you be talking to me.

Madre de Dios! Es el Pollo Diablo!

Of happiness and trout.

trout? how did that get in there. there are no trout contained within this blog entry, nor will there ever be any trout. trout are evil. happiness on the other hand is definitely worth talking about.

it's late, i'm reasonabley tired, i've got a bucket of skittles here so i'm kinda up on sugar, therefore this one will be a kind of reflective post, deep too, like that pond you were scared of a child. yes be afraid of me.

yeah, today was a great one for me. last week, was pretty boring because i was stuck in the house most of the week, which sucked royally. but this week has been so much better so far. i met a swag of randoms at church on sunday, which was awesome, got me some phone numbers as well, which is uber-cool. then i got to go to work on monday night, which was also good. i was actually looking forward to going to work, not only for the money, but for the social interaction. then today...well it was pretty dang good.

here's how my day went. got out of bed, which is always a good start i find. not much can be achieved from your bed, unless you've got voice activated robot minions. note to self: invent voice activated robot minions. anyway i got out of bed, and after screwing aorund on the net for a while i got all dressed up in my 'job-hunt' pimpin threads. which are cool, and totally scream "please give me a job and i won't have to squish your brain when i overthrow this planet and all of it's puny carbon based lifeforms" anyway i went around and gave potential employers my resume. then on my way home i ran into a friend, so we sat around and chatted for a while, then i went home rahter happy. which was quite a good thing. but then, i went to student life at uni, where i had an absolute blast!!!!! i was so hapy, so out there, definitely at my most extrovert. i was loud, racaus, and funny. so much fun. had a great time.

but yes, that is my tale of happiness.

there are no trout here.

oh my goodness....it's "art"

yeah, here's a piccie i drew yesterday. click the pic to get a larger version. it's an ok piccie. i don't quite like the left arm, it doesn;t look quite right. but that aside, it's definitel ythe best piccie i've drawn in like...forever.

wow...4 months...

uh-huh...i've decided that maintaining a blog, is a heck of a lot easier than maintaining a website. so yes, here it is, i present you guys with my blog once more!!!!! this is the...*counts on fingers*...third re-incarnation of this blog. it's died twice now, and i, the proverbial Dr. Frankenstein, am bringing it back to life once more. MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

i cant promise much with this latest incarnation. a few bits of 'art' maybe a rant or two. my life has become ever-so boring of late, i won't fill ya'll in on the last four months, well i might...but not for now. to sum up the main points:

1.) i've taken this semester off uni, so i'm sitting around doing very little, apart from working.
2.) my best friend lives in sydney
3.) i've got a tattoo
4.) i'm still working as a dish pig at that restaurant.

that's all i can think of at the moment.

you all suck.

life is good for now....

yes, life is indeed fairly good today.

plus, this blog has become somewhat...redundant. i have created a website of sorts. you can either follow the "deceitful monkey" link to the right, or you can follow this one

the only problem is that it will not (i'm not smart enough to code it in) allow comments. so you can email me with comments?

leave comments here with what you think.

peace out ya'll.